tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23699864673236808022007-09-03T23:07:31.781-07:00Official blog of gambling poker.tj PlaywinpokercoSmOs.AdmiNistryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17610748223687684970noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2369986467323680802.post-31484798716227446702007-05-26T03:10:00.000-07:002007-05-26T03:11:20.723-07:00Intro duction<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">HE WAS TALL, think, wore rimless spectacles and looked just like what he was, a young assistant professor of maths on a weekend trip to the bright lights of Reno.<span style=""> </span>What’s more his play was irritatingly slow.<span style=""> </span>He paused for thought and stared at all the cards dealt.<span style=""> </span>‘Another system player’ was the unspoken comment of the blackjack dealer.<span style=""> </span>she was particularly unfriendly to this slowwitted hick, dragging out her time with one dollar bets at five goddam a.m. in the graveyard shift.<span style=""> </span>When he asked if he could play two hands at a time, she refused.<span style=""> </span>It was house policy, she told him with a derisive little snort, that he had to bet two dollars per hand if he wanted to play two hands.<span style=""> </span>He was tired and irritable, already down a hundred on the night, and there was a sharp exchange of words.<span style=""> </span>Pert in her buckskin shirt and string tie, she retaliated by dealing out as fast as she could.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=""> </span>The prof stolidly continued to play his one hand, won, raised his stake to four dollars, won, raised his stake to eight dollars, and won again.<span style=""> </span>He let the sixteen dollars ride and won that hand too.<span style=""> </span>‘Guess it’s time to take a small profit,’ he told the infuriated dealer.<span style=""> </span>He stacked up twenty dollars in chips on the table and continued to bet in units of twenty.<span style=""> </span>By the end of the deck he had recouped his hundred loss and a few dollars extra.<span style=""> </span>He picked up his pile of chips and, sandy-eyed and stiff, stumbled off to bed.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=""> </span>Two nights later at a casino in <st1:place>Lake Tahoe</st1:place> he was betting in units of a hundred dollars.<span style=""> </span>His maladroit fumbling had been honed to a streamlined accuracy.<span style=""> </span>Within thirty minutes of sitting down the prof and a companion had emptied the table’s money tray, which is the blackjack equivalent of breaking the bank. The dealer began to panic.<span style=""> </span>One of the girls sent on SOS to her boyfriend higher up in the casino.<span style=""> </span>‘Oh, help me! The pit boss who had welcomed the high rollers with dinner and expansive smiles looked apprehensive.</p> <span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style=""> </span>In a couple of hours the pair broke the bank again.<span style=""> </span>The huge pile of chips in front<span style=""> </span>of them stood at over $ 17.000.<span style=""> </span>By now the professor was feeling the after-effects of dinner and, tiring rapidly, decided to cash in.<span style=""> </span>As he threaded his way over to the cashier’s cage he was surprised to observe three or four4 very pretty, scantily clad girls wandering back and forth across his path., flashing him inviting looks.<span style=""> </span>‘If you’ve got the money, honey…I’ve got the time.’<span style=""> </span>Weaving his way back between the ladies, like Ulysses sailing home, he was horrified to see his friend at the blackjack table (now that his mentor was no longer at his elbow) hell-bent on hurling his profits back whence they had come.<span style=""> </span>Despite all pleas, despite his losses, the man wouldn’t budge.<span style=""> </span>He hung onto the table yelling, ‘I…will…not…leave …this …place! He kept shouting the cards were hot.<span style=""> </span>It took forty-five<span style=""> </span>minutes and several thousand dollars down the chute to prise him out.</span>coSmOs.AdmiNistryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17610748223687684970noreply@blogger.com